There was 19 review(s) found for this item.
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02/07/2010
My anus is stuffed to the max with this superb dildo. Ive never felt anything so special as the oh so shiny edward cawk deep in my twat and asshole. charlie was desperate to give me a go with his rifle rubbing my clit from behind but his vibrant heart gets in the way of my necrophilism. im pretty sure i would fuck his dead dog before i let his sweaty dick inside any of my holes. what kinda shit example would i be setting? i want to let edward give me a turn to fuck the shit out of his ass and make cupcakes for us with his feces. then i want to fucking suffocate myself with this shit covered edward cock.
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02/01/2010
I bought one of these Vamps because I have been reading the twilight series for the past 4 years and I have wanted nothing more than to feel a rock hard sparking dick inside of me. So much that I have made my boyfriend tape his dick inbetween his legs and wear the vamp instead because I like it that much more. Of course I wanted more of a feel for it so after reading these reviews I went ahead and put it in the freezer. I love nothing more than to pretend that my boyfriend is a glittering fucking vampire sliding his marble cold dick inside of me. I suggest that anyone who likes vampires get this product. My boyfriend was really hesistant at first but I think he likes roleplaying now, I think it makes him feel more masculine being a sparkling creature. I'm hoping that they come out with a Jacob one for him to put on. I just will have to figure out a safe way to heat it up to 108 degrees without burning my vagina. The one downside to this product is, I wish that if left my vagina sparking afterwards.
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Robyn 01/25/2010
What I really wanted was an ice-cold penis in my needy vag, so I put it in the fridge. I put it in the fridge, and it froze to my labia for an hour. Mind you, I came like a geiser, but it was very awkward to explain to my dog.
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Naomi 01/08/2010
This product is AH-MAZING. I bout 27. I gave
them out to all my friends as party gifts. Then
I kept 7 of them for myself so I could pretend
the whole Cullen family was inside me. AT
ONCE. The sparkles only added to the
experience because they go good with my
cat's fur and I strapped it onto him. The fur
made it feel like Jacob was ravaging my
orafices! There should be balls though. I stuck
it up my bum. Sometimes I get my friends to
join in 'cause I have too many lil eddies for my
hands to hold. Sometimes i attatch it to the
refrigerator door for an authentic cold
experience.
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12/20/2009
This will probably be more
successful than when they released
the toy story themed dildos.
Although the thought of buzz
lightyear and woody going balls deep
in my anus was pretty appealing
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12/09/2009
DAMN IT FEELS GOOD TO BE A GANGSTER
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Bagheera 12/02/2009
OMG I love the vamp I glued a bunch of hair
from my moms wigs onto it and pretended it's
Jacob :] GO VAMP!
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11/27/2009
I was introduced to the Twilight series a few
months ago by a friend. I read all four books
in two days and OMG, I was IN LOVE! And now
I LOVE this product. I think we can all agree
that Edward is the sexiest man to ever exist
[or not exist, lol]. I just read the other reviews
and I think some of the people are joking. I
mean, tying Lil Eddie to your cat is just weird.
But I am being 100% truthful when I say this
changed my life. I stick Lil Eddie in the freezer
and when I take him out, I rub ice cubes all
over him so he's wet, like in the Breaking
Dawn skinny-dipping scene! I get in bed and
slide [sometimes shove!!] him inside me, and
OMG it is incredible!! Last Saturday we tried
anal - amazingg. The shape and size of Lil
Eddie is just perfect. I think I'm going to order
a few more when my boyfriend's next
paycheck come in so I can feel Eddie in EVERY
SINGLE ONE of my holes, not to be gross or
anything!! I also want to get my boyfriend to
try Lil Eddie too. He is reluctant but I will do a
sneak attack!! lol BUY THIS THING.
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11/21/2009
I'm used to having sex with corpses, but this just makes the experience so much more enjoyable!
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11/20/2009
This dildo is AMAAAZING. I have 7 of them so I have enough to imagine Edward Cullen ramming every orifice in my body with his sparkling peen. I also like to attach them to my grandma while she's sleeping and pretend she's a giant vampire cockmonster. so hot
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Estela 11/05/2009
Is very exciting to think that you are entering the most desired by all vampire, Edward Cullen...
I'll buy it, of course!!
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11/01/2009
OMG! I attatch mine to a wheel chair and pretend Billy Black is fucking from behind, then I get another one and attatch a moustache to it and pretend it's Charlie Swan..he fucking loves it!
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Colin 11/01/2009
I've been the proud owner of a Canine-Dildo[tm] since I first saw American Werewolf in London, but when I came across the Vamp I knew my satan prayers had been answered. My fav way of using my Vamps is in a little game I like to call 'Trick or Treat' - my partner blindfolds me and slides in one, two or at a stretch even three of our fantasy themed toys, and depending on the feeling, I let him knw if it was a trick or a treat!!! Happy Hallowfucking!
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z 10/28/2009
This is highly logical. I ordered four, let's hope
they all fit under my snuggie.
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Suzie 09/23/2009
Dildo? Holy shit! I thought this was a child's toy! O__o;
Well, looks like my nephew is going to get a strange surprise mailed to him for his birthday this week.
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09/21/2009
OMG MAGGIE I LOVE PRETENDING THAT EDWARD IS DONKEY PUNCHING ME
TOO!
I love these vamps so so so much, like, more than my boyfriends
own cock. I just bought my first vamp and it is fucking
amazing. i can't wait for my second and third ones so i can
imagine Edward, Jasper and Carlisle are all fucking me at the
same time! It gets me so wet I just can't wait for a hairy one
so it'll be like Jacob is pounding me too.
I've made a few adjustments to mine however. I added a suction
cup to the base of my vamp and I like to stick it to things
such as the chair so when I sit down I pretend it's not there
and that edward appeared out of nowhere to shove his stone cold
cock in me. It gets me so excited. I love you vamp.
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08/31/2009
Hey there. I appreciate the authenticity y'all were going for here, but I have to tell you that real vampires just do NOT sparkle. That's ridiculous. Now, if you make one of these that gets cold and all but doesn't have any of that glitter on it? That would work for me. And maybe you could name it the Viking or something.
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Maggie 08/30/2009
OMG! I LOVE the Twilight Series so much! This dildo is great because one minute I shut my eyes and pretend I am screwing Edward with his cold, sparkling, marble cock; then the next, I warm it up and pretend Jacob is doing me from behind [you know, DOGGY STYLE! LOLZ!!!] I have multiples because sometimes I like to pretend they are both ravishing my body at the same time. Also, I like to tie them to my cats and pretend they are were-vamp-kitties! I just wish a balls were included with the shaft, so that Edward and Jacob could take turns tea-bagging me...another good idea is to hold your hand in ice water for a bit, and then you can act like Edward is giving you a donkey punch as well!
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Suzie 08/30/2009
Holy Crap! I have always dreamed about this kind of thing. I love LOVE LOVE Vampires. I dream about them biting me and I also dream about their big cold cocks inside of me. I just ordered 3 of them, and I plan to freeze them all and use them all at once. I don't even need to try this product to know that it is AWESOME!!!!!111
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